Oh my god. I just did a vlog. Do you know how stupid I felt doing a vlog? Not that vlogging is stupid. But it's basically me documenting how I talk to myself. Sure, I talk to myself all day long because I'm batshit crazy. But documenting it on a webcam? Different story.
So anyway, here it is. I tried to do this earlier, but Audrey was all wiggly and kept trying to expose my bewbs, so I gave her a box of raisins. She's hanging out with me and chowing on her raisins. After I finished the video, she decided to start cramming them down her pants. Babies are the coolest.
You guys. I am a little embarrassed just posting this, because hearing my own voice makes me cringe. Be gentle, please.
The instructions are to say these words:
Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught
And answer these questions:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
8 comments:
I think I love you like 100000x more now. I still haven't heard anyone say "both" strangely. I think it's a trick word.
BTW we must must must meet now. We know what we really look and sound like...now we just have to stand side by side so you can see how much taller you are than me :P
PS my word verification is "shmite", so SMITE with a lisp?
BTW you're gorgeous, like seriously beautiful <3
Aww, thank you, Amber! And for realsies, we really do have to meet in person. It will absolutely happen one day.
What Amber said about you being seriously beautiful. (She should know, too, that foxy bitch.) And not in a everyone-is-a-unique-and-beautiful-snowflake way, because that's bullshit and it doesn't count. Under that definition, Rush Limbaugh is beautiful, and just...no. You're objectively beautiful. Like, in the world.
That was a long and very creepy way of saying "rawr."
Also you have a great voice and no detectable accent and I'm going to stop quasi-hitting on you in your comments now.
P.S. My word verification is "peerig," which would be "peering" with a sinus infection?
AHAHAHAH! Noelle!! The Rush Limbaugh/snowflake thing cracked me up. And thank you! I think both you and Amber are total babes.
I am declaring this: we will have a meeting of all the milfy awesome moms one day. We should just start making plans for the where & when so we can commit.
Be my BlogHer roommates! HEHEHE. If that's even remotely possible I would die!
this makes me miss you so very much. also, i was laughing so hard at one point during that video that my kids came in to see what was wrong with me...
Pee Ess. I love the gravitas with with you say "America's wang."
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