Oh my god. I just did a vlog. Do you know how stupid I felt doing a vlog? Not that vlogging is stupid. But it's basically me documenting how I talk to myself. Sure, I talk to myself all day long because I'm batshit crazy. But documenting it on a webcam? Different story.
So anyway, here it is. I tried to do this earlier, but Audrey was all wiggly and kept trying to expose my bewbs, so I gave her a box of raisins. She's hanging out with me and chowing on her raisins. After I finished the video, she decided to start cramming them down her pants. Babies are the coolest.
You guys. I am a little embarrassed just posting this, because hearing my own voice makes me cringe. Be gentle, please.
The instructions are to say these words:
Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught
And answer these questions:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?