I gave Audrey a piece of bacon while I made her breakfast, and then turned around and it was gone. Way too quickly to have been eaten by a tiny girl.
Me: Audrey, where is your bacon?
Audrey: Mowwy!
Me: You gave it to Molly? (the dog)
Audrey: :::nods:::
Me: Oh, Audrey. You're not supposed to give your food to Molly.
Audrey: :::hangs head::: Oh, dawn it.
8 comments:
that's okay, Molly can just have a fecal transplant if that bacon is contaminated with c-dif bacteria. wait, what???
also, you're really gorgeous... and i compleeeeetely could've written that there post below. yep, that one. i am ALSO 15 and 75 in many areas of body and life. whaaat the eff.
[singing] "Killing my softly with her cute...KILLING ME SOFT-LYYY...with HER CUTE...!!!"
She is so adorable. Don't you love toddler lisps and pronunciations? I kind of wish they would hold onto those funny ways of talking a little longer... but I guess a lispy teenager isn't as cute, no?
dawn it. AWWWWWW!!!!
I love toddler pronunciations so much. I am trying to record every bit of them that I can, because I want to be able to hear those little voices for as long as possible. And we have quote books for each of them, for when they say really great stuff that must be remembered.
HEH!!!
AHAHAH!! I love how you worked the fecal transplant into this.
Such cuteness! I can't wait for full on baby tawk.
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