I gave Audrey a piece of bacon while I made her breakfast, and then turned around and it was gone. Way too quickly to have been eaten by a tiny girl.
Me: Audrey, where is your bacon?
Me: You gave it to Molly? (the dog)
Me: Oh, Audrey. You're not supposed to give your food to Molly.
Audrey: :::hangs head::: Oh, dawn it.